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Monday, April 28, 2008
Grape Stomp to the Face!
This is a good lesson to be learned...Don't cheat. Listen for the sounds this woman makes when she hits the ground...are those human? Also priceless, the reactions from the other hosts when they cut back.
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This is a good lesson to be learned...Don't cheat. Listen for the sounds this woman makes when she hits the ground...are those human? Also priceless, the reactions from the other hosts when they cut back.
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Friday, April 25, 2008
Smell Your Dick
Thanks for the link Rob, this is the best song I've heard in a while.
Thanks for the link Rob, this is the best song I've heard in a while.
Labels: smell your dick
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Thursday, April 24, 2008
Amy Winehouse vs Mick Mars
Ok, who is hotter? Amy Winehouse or Mick Mars. This is serous people, I can't decide. In case you can't tell, Mick is on the left.
See the full Winehouse meltdown here
Ok, who is hotter? Amy Winehouse or Mick Mars. This is serous people, I can't decide. In case you can't tell, Mick is on the left.
See the full Winehouse meltdown here
Labels: Amy Winehouse, mick mars, motley crue
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Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Guess What I'm Thinking About
Thanks to everyone who participated in the first Twitter based "Guess What I'm Thinking About" game sponsored by stinkyfatpig where the winner gets a free stinkyfatpig t-shirt. You all played very poorly until JP "THE BRAIN" Vasquez came through and swept a victory within 30 seconds. Congratulations JP! Be on the lookout for the next stinkyfatpig contest. ¶ 9:40 AM 1 Comments Links to this post
Thanks to everyone who participated in the first Twitter based "Guess What I'm Thinking About" game sponsored by stinkyfatpig where the winner gets a free stinkyfatpig t-shirt. You all played very poorly until JP "THE BRAIN" Vasquez came through and swept a victory within 30 seconds. Congratulations JP! Be on the lookout for the next stinkyfatpig contest. ¶ 9:40 AM 1 Comments Links to this post
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Penis Theft
Now there's something ELSE to worry about in the Congo. What is this world coming to? Apparently these "African Sorcerers" are shrinking men's members in cabs?
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Now there's something ELSE to worry about in the Congo. What is this world coming to? Apparently these "African Sorcerers" are shrinking men's members in cabs?
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Truck Nuts
Not sure about where you live, but people in Florida love them some Truck Nuts. Droze sent me a hilarious article today talking about how truckers are getting fined for having these nuts on their trucks. Check it out. I love the part where the guy calls it "an expression of truckliness."
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Not sure about where you live, but people in Florida love them some Truck Nuts. Droze sent me a hilarious article today talking about how truckers are getting fined for having these nuts on their trucks. Check it out. I love the part where the guy calls it "an expression of truckliness."
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Monday, April 21, 2008
Sunday, April 20, 2008
stinkyfatpig in panama
So there it was, I'm walking lazily, possibly hung over, down the main drag on an island called Isla colon in the northeast corner of Panama. I see a SFP shirt with the tell tale logo we've all come to love resting upon the shoulder, very near the sleeve of some guy who has no idea of what he's sporting.. I closed my eyes and remembered why I wasn't able to accompany one of my best bros on the next leg of his central american holiday, to one of the best waves in this hemishpere, Pavones.
The time goes by so quickly that it's hard to recall the date, let alone, the month, in which he visited, but, he was here and I still am , and this is the beginning of the stories to follow.
As I type this, I'm in Golfito, Costa Rica, renewing my visa for the next 72 hours, in order to remain living in the great country of Panama. I highly recommend you not come here, to Golfito, unless your on your way to the Osa pennisula which includes the famous Corcavado National Park. It really is a broken down, boring f'n town. It makes me sad to know that just thirty minutes away, is one of the best waves in this hemisphere (previously mentioned) and I'm sitting at this bar shaped like a sailboat with 8 whores to my left side and twenty dirty whore hunting dudes sitting facing them, staring their way. Where am I?
So just three weeks ago, I drove past a piece of land with three waterfalls, two swimming pools, two bars, one restaurant, 11 rooms and two houses which was so freaking cool that, My friend and I purchased it! It used to be a push button which is a locale you bring your wife or girlfriend to do the doodoo. Rooms by the hour..And now, it is home and, it is what I'll be writing about except that we'll be turning it into a world class art/music/party based budget travelers resort of sorts that one day will include workshops that contain free materials to create. The only catch is , you leave all pieces with us. The music room is on the way. We have thirteen instruments as of now and more on the way..
We're pressure cleaning, digging up rocks, burning wood, catching tarantula's and within days, we'll be painting. It's called the W. Short for the Waterfall Hostel in David, Panama. Keep an eye out for the updates and pics on this project. It's going to be nutty to the extreme. People from around the world contributing their everything in hopes of leaving a mark. Welcome to my world. Welcome welcome welcome.
JKC ¶ 12:08 AM 1 Comments Links to this post
The time goes by so quickly that it's hard to recall the date, let alone, the month, in which he visited, but, he was here and I still am , and this is the beginning of the stories to follow.
As I type this, I'm in Golfito, Costa Rica, renewing my visa for the next 72 hours, in order to remain living in the great country of Panama. I highly recommend you not come here, to Golfito, unless your on your way to the Osa pennisula which includes the famous Corcavado National Park. It really is a broken down, boring f'n town. It makes me sad to know that just thirty minutes away, is one of the best waves in this hemisphere (previously mentioned) and I'm sitting at this bar shaped like a sailboat with 8 whores to my left side and twenty dirty whore hunting dudes sitting facing them, staring their way. Where am I?
So just three weeks ago, I drove past a piece of land with three waterfalls, two swimming pools, two bars, one restaurant, 11 rooms and two houses which was so freaking cool that, My friend and I purchased it! It used to be a push button which is a locale you bring your wife or girlfriend to do the doodoo. Rooms by the hour..And now, it is home and, it is what I'll be writing about except that we'll be turning it into a world class art/music/party based budget travelers resort of sorts that one day will include workshops that contain free materials to create. The only catch is , you leave all pieces with us. The music room is on the way. We have thirteen instruments as of now and more on the way..
We're pressure cleaning, digging up rocks, burning wood, catching tarantula's and within days, we'll be painting. It's called the W. Short for the Waterfall Hostel in David, Panama. Keep an eye out for the updates and pics on this project. It's going to be nutty to the extreme. People from around the world contributing their everything in hopes of leaving a mark. Welcome to my world. Welcome welcome welcome.
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Monday, April 14, 2008
Love is a Mix Tape
For those of you who choose your mates based on their musical taste, or understand the blissful satisfaction of a great mixed tape. For those of you who still remember what it was like to make a mix tape, as i do. This book will speak to you in hi definition!
Buy This Book!
For those of you who choose your mates based on their musical taste, or understand the blissful satisfaction of a great mixed tape. For those of you who still remember what it was like to make a mix tape, as i do. This book will speak to you in hi definition!
Buy This Book!
Labels: Book, Love is a mix tape, Rob Sheffield
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Viva Hollywood!
This show makes me embarrassed to be a Hispanic. Since it's premiere I have started filling out forms to legally change my name and I have started practicing a Bulgarian Dialect. THIS SHOW will single handedly retard any progress the latin culture has made to lift itself from the bowels of Television Ridicule. Way to Go Maria Conchita! ¶ 3:14 PM 0 Comments Links to this post
This show makes me embarrassed to be a Hispanic. Since it's premiere I have started filling out forms to legally change my name and I have started practicing a Bulgarian Dialect. THIS SHOW will single handedly retard any progress the latin culture has made to lift itself from the bowels of Television Ridicule. Way to Go Maria Conchita! ¶ 3:14 PM 0 Comments Links to this post
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Muxtape
Muxtape is a simple, cool site where anyone can create their own mixtape and share it. I made one here, check it out... http://stinkyfatpig.muxtape.com/
Or just check out the community - http://muxtape.com/ ¶ 9:18 PM 1 Comments Links to this post
Muxtape is a simple, cool site where anyone can create their own mixtape and share it. I made one here, check it out... http://stinkyfatpig.muxtape.com/
Or just check out the community - http://muxtape.com/ ¶ 9:18 PM 1 Comments Links to this post
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Guerrillamail
Want an email address for 15 minutes? Guerrillamail will do just that, you can create a temporary email address to use...well - temporarily. Why do I need this, find out more in the link below.
http://www.guerrillamail.com/
http://www.guerrillamail.com/
Labels: Guerrillamail, temporary email
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Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Surfwise Documentary
I saw this interesting trailer for a documentary today about a guy who quits his successful medical practice to travel the earth and surf with his family of 11 children in a 24 ft. camper.... wow! What a set of balls on this guy huh? First of all, 11 kids.... and then saying fuck off to the man and dragging 12 people with you down an unknown path. This guy is my new fucking hero.
Click here to watch the movie
I saw this interesting trailer for a documentary today about a guy who quits his successful medical practice to travel the earth and surf with his family of 11 children in a 24 ft. camper.... wow! What a set of balls on this guy huh? First of all, 11 kids.... and then saying fuck off to the man and dragging 12 people with you down an unknown path. This guy is my new fucking hero.
Click here to watch the movie
Labels: documentary balls, surfing
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Monday, March 24, 2008
Pocket Face
What do your pockets say about the INNER YOU?
What do your pockets say about the INNER YOU?Labels: face, inner you, pockets
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Sunday, March 23, 2008